On this special day
I wish you an Eid day
Which is
Soft and gleaming
Milky and silky
Honey and sweet
And full of meat
Eidul Azha Mubarak ho
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Customer: what price is of this bakra?
Salesman: 600 Rupees
Customer: so cheap!
Salesman: It’s from China
It has no guarantee, may it start barking from tomorrow